vulpesvivus: (x// calling to the night)
Hal Emmerich ([personal profile] vulpesvivus) wrote2011-11-20 11:00 pm

☮ 053; [text/action]

[Text; filtered from Liquid Snake]

Say you went home for a while and came back. While you were gone, you did something that would really end up upsetting a friend here if he knew. How would you tell them about that?

While I'm at it, what do you think about time paradoxes?


[Action; Ecruteak City]

[Outside the Pokemon Center today was one Otacon in a turtleneck and trenchcoat. Even after a few months, he as having trouble adjusting to how peaceful Johto was; it wasn't exactly living on an airplane. And it wasn't hopping from warzone to warzone.]

[It was quiet, and for some reason that kind of unnerved him.]

[But at the moment, he could distract himself with watching the Chatot perched on the roof of the Center.]
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... you know, Otacon... if there's one thing Heather is good at, it's disturbing the peace.]

[She'd been heading to the Pokemon Center for a quick healing fix for Godzilla (who, despite being a Croconaw now, apparently was not immune to Arty's temper), but when she spots the pensive nerd, a smile spring across her face and she shifts gaits, going from her jaunty walk to a slow, stealthy creep. .... Just the way Snake had taught her to move silently.]

[Unless Otacon turns around at some point, she'll be skulking her way towards him until she's riiiiiight behind him... and then she'll jab her fingers against his sides swiftly and shout:]


GOTCHA!
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-21 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[She dances backwards away from him when he startles, laughing like the troll she is.]

BWAHAH!

Scared ya, didn't I?
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (You just been PUNK'D)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[BEAM.]

[Unless he looks TOTALLY pissed, she'll hop back forward again to throw her arms around him for one of her usual hugs. He'd better be used to them by now, after the more-than-a-year they've known each other.]


Awh, I'm sorry. Here, better?
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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-21 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, bro! I'll neeeeever do it again. I promise.

[... until the next time she spots him with his guard down, anyway.]
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She pulls away from him enough to look up at him with her most innocent grin.]

You don't?

Why not?
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (yeah. I WENT THERE.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
... I guess that's true.

Sorry, you're doomed to suffer my obnoxiousness forever.
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, when you think about it, I'm not so bad in the long run.