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Hal Emmerich ([personal profile] vulpesvivus) wrote2011-09-02 11:20 pm

☮ 050; [voice/video] dated to saturday morning

[It had been a week since anyone heard this voice. Longer still since it was broadcast over the network.]

[For Hal Emmerich, it had been five years since he awoke from a dream calling itself Johto. Five long years of wandering as fugitives against the world, of unkind truths and harsh realities. Failed missions, broken hearts, and at last a hard-won victory at the end of it all. The Patriots' AIs were eliminated thanks in no small part to Naomi, and for the first time since 2005, Otacon felt that everything might just truly work out alright. But first there was Snake to worry about--he'd last been seen from the air, fighting Liquid Ocelot on top of Outer Haven.]

[And the very next second, Otacon was waking up in a room he only vaguely recognized. His voice was the only thing heard at first, sounding as if the Pokegear was a short distance away.]


Where--...? Oh, no. That's not good. I'm piloting a helicopter and I'm dreaming, that can't be a good thing. Wake up, I need to wake up or I'm going to crash right into Haven, it'd really be stupid to die now.

Phaaaa. [The concerned bleating of an Ampharos was much closer to the Gear than Otacon's voice--he was the one that had turned it on, most likely. The silence that followed was almost tangibly stunned.]

A...Asimov...? No way. This--that was just a dream. It still is, because this kind of thing doesn't just happen! Think of how many laws of physics a place like this would break, it's...it's not possible. I'm still in the Kasatka. I can't...

[Another pause. There was the shuffling sound of someone taking the Pokegear, and then a familiar yet somewhat older face in an unfamiliar turtleneck and trenchcoat appeared onscreen.]



...This really happened, didn't it? I thought--I thought it was just some dream I had. That I was going crazy or something. But it's too lucid to be anything like that, isn't it?

Is anyone else still here? How long has it been? And does anyone know if this place is even real?
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Dare I ask what IS the weirdest thing?
foolishwren: medically-induced coma and an Uber (fast-travel IRL with this one cool trick)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Let's stick to 'Recently', for the sake of simplicity.
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
... Wellp. You win.

Everybody can go home.
foolishwren: and it so bright its like NAAAAAAA SEBANYAAAAAAAAAAAAA (when you check your phone at 2 AM)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[That's how you know you've got a lasting friendship.]

[... Of course, for Heather, it HAS only been a week. She's relieved to hear him laugh, though. In her philosophy, if a person can laugh, they'll be all right.]


Well, you don't have TIME to muse on that stuff much when you're in the thick of things... but anyway.

[Sobering up a little, she adds-]

... So... what about Liquid? ... Here, I mean?
foolishwren: 50 million dunkin donuts frozen mocha coffees, okay? (hey don't cry....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Heather pauses for a moment, measuring her words.]

[Now she KNOWS what it's like to have an enemy from home show up here... to have to deal with all that baggage. ... But...]


... He didn't do any of that stuff yet here.

He's ... He's had US.

He's different from the one where you come from now. Just 'cause he's had a family and people who love him. Even if it's just been a year, that changes things. Right?
foolishwren: dad dad hey dad (hey dad it's me)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[8I; Wellp. It's not Otacon's fault for getting involved with somebody after FIVE YEARS of not having any reason to believe that his relationship had been more than a cracky dream.]

[... Even if he totally should've seen Naomi for the lyin' bitch she was.]


... Well... no matter what happens...

You've got us again now, okay?

... I wasn't lying about wanting to see you the moment I step into town. Seriously. The moment. Bam.

We can go out for sushi or something.
Edited 2011-09-03 17:14 (UTC)
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll look forward to it.

[She's just... relieved that he's in one piece, honestly. An older Otacon is still an Otacon and that's good enough for her.]

Besides... I haven't even seen you guys in months.

I gotta beat Liquid up for old time's sake!

[... Heather, you know full well that's just going to end with you either held at arm's length or tossed over Liquid's shoulder caveman-style.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
... Sunny?

You mean Snake's bird?

[Yep, that's the only thing she knows is named Sunny. ... Little does she know, she'll be meeting Sunny again soon, under sad circumstances.]
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! So... who is she?

[She doesn't remember anyone mentioning her before... so he must have met her in the five years that had passed.]
foolishwren: dad dad hey dad (hey dad it's me)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[... That brings a smile to Heather's face. She always likes to hear about kids in need getting adopted-- and she can't think of many better guys than Otacon to do that.]

Aw...

I bet I would've liked her, yeah.
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
How old is she?

[She's of course picturing a little kid, since she can't quite picture Otacon adopting a teen.]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (EEEEEEEE)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[... BUT THAT'S SO CUTE.]

Awww!

[Heather might not like babies, but little kids can be cute! ... As long as she's not the one who has to deal with them all the time.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-03 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaaaat?

Just because I'm a badass doesn't mean I can't find stuff cute.

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